Kris Kringle: How Well do you Know your Colleagues?

Kris Kringle: How Well do you Know your Colleagues?

Bad Xmas sweaters
Summary:

Chris takes an entertaining look at just how badly wrong the office Kris Kringle can go, and uses it as a reminder that we can’t deliver truly great experiences if we don’t know the customer.

It’s that time of year again. The Christmas decorations are in the shops, the diaries are filling up with functions and you’re being cajoled into the office Kris Kringle.

Taking a poll around the office, you won’t be surprised to hear that this well-intentioned Christmas tradition is fraught with angst! The very thought of giving and receiving a cheap gift from someone you don’t know particularly well is enough to turn even the most festive individual into a grumpy old scrooge.

We asked around for stories of the worst or weirdest Kris Kringle gifts ever. There’s the usual coffee mug, soap, or something totally inappropriate like the X rated stubby holder.

Then there is the down right weird.

  • “An electric blue plastic bird on a clip”
  • “A garden gnome and I don’t even have a garden”
  • “A t-shirt with Santa riding on a Harley with the motto “you better watch out” underneath”
  • “A 1993 calendar […and it wasn’t 1993]”
  • “A light for a bike and I don’t have a bike”
  • “A can of spaghetti”

You can’t blame the gift giver – how on earth can they give a great KK pressie when they hardly know the person that they are buying for? Think about when you’re on the giving end – that sense of complete confusion about what to buy for that colleague you barely have anything to do with.

  • Wine? (Turns out they have been sober for 8 months…….)
  • A car magazine? (Apparently cars aren’t their thing…….)
  • A new-fangled egg beater? (They are allergic to eggs……)

Even the things you think they might like could be totally off the mark.   

The best presents by far are from those that know you well and can pick the perfect thing for you – something that you like/need/want. 

As we head into the festive season, the KK disaster is a timely reminder that when making products for our customers, we must make sure we know that customer well, so that we can make a product that solves genuine problems – a product which is useful and adds value to someone’s life.  Contextual enquiries, surveys, workshops and usability tests are great methods for getting to know your customers.

So, if you are a part of an office Kris Kringle this year, use it as an opportunity to conduct a little research on your colleagues to find a gift that is right for them.

But keep your expectations low and be prepared to receive an Xmas sweater with inappropriate reindeer on it.

Bad Xmas sweaters

Chris Gray
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  • Hi Chris,

    Speaking of doing your research when gift giving, I had a manager that gave me such a useful gift, an Apple TV. I did have a smart TV, and no Foxtel / Fetch or any other program to watch movies. A thoughtful gift from a colleague goes a long way I think.

    Speaking of terrible KK presents… I know someone that received a tray of raw meat. It would have been off by the time it was opened. Now that is weird!

    Love the inappropriate reindeer jumper! Merry Xmas!
    Alysia

  • We have a game. Everyone buys a present for $x. On the day, everyone in turn draws a number. The person who got #1 chooses and unwraps a gift. Next, #2 can choose a new unwrapped gift, or if they like the look of the gift #1 chose, they can steal it and #1 gets to choose a new gift (but they can’t re-steal in this round). Then it’s #3’s turn and they can steal from #1 or #2 or choose an unwrapped gift. Anyone who is stolen from can either steal or choose a new gift.There are up to three steals in a round.